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Borrowed from the journal of!MrsLoriVintage (https://www.deviantart.com/mrslorivintage) Thanks Lori A is for apple, and B is for boat, That used to be right, but now it won't float! Age before beauty is what we once said, But let's be a bit more realistic instead. Now: A's for arthritis; B's the bad back, C is the chest pains, perhaps cardiac? D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight--can't read that top line! F is for fissures and water retention G is for gas, which I'd rather not mention. H is high blood pressure--I'd prefer low; I for incisions with scars you can show. J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend, K is for knees that crack when they b